Chapter 488: Mating Dance
"Where are we now?" He thought and took out his phone to see where he was.
In the message, it said that he was a zoologist and that the world\'s purity was at 60%.
*BAM*
Out of nowhere a crudely made spear came towards him and collided with his chest before falling down.
Alexander looked up to see where it came from. What he found surprised him. ~Apes? What is he doing here? But he soon understood that this was not the ape he knew.~
Alexander had an idea now on where he was. ~This is probably the planet of apes. *Sigh* I guess I will help these poor beings.~
He quickly called for Son Goku to accompany him outside. He was probably the king of all monkeys so it would probably make things easier.
"I mean no harm. I don\'t even have a weapon." Alexander shouted and raised his arms."HUMAN... NOT WELCOME," the leader ape said.
Alexander was now one hundred percent sure that he was on the planet of the Apes movie world.
"I\'m not human," Alexander told the ape.
"YOU LOOK HUMAN," he ape argued.
"Well, I do but... ugh... listen, I mean no harm. I can instead help you all," Alexander said.
Slowly, a huge horde of apes started appearing. Some swung on trees and some on horseback. It looked pretty weird.
*POOF*
"You called for me G-CHAN?" Son Goku appeared, alerting all the apes.
"Yes, you see them, I want your help in creating a friendship with them," Alexander said.
The Apes were very distrustful when it came to dealing with humans as they still hadn\'t forgotten the exploitation and harms the humans did to them and continue to do it. But when it came to one of their own species, they were a bit more tolerant.
Son Goku looked back at the shocked Apes. "Oh, why are you pointing sticks at my G-Chan? They won\'t even scratch him."
"What are you?" The leader Ape asked.
"Oh, I am the 4 tailed beast, Son Goku. What is your name, kid?" Son Goku asked. He had enlarged himself to be much bigger than all the Apes to show dominance.
The ape with white paint on its face looked at Son Goku in confusion, "I am Caesar,"
"Okay, Caesar, my G-Chan here is a very nice person. He can help all you apes in whatever you need. You want food? He got it. You want a home? He got it. You want friends? I\'m here. Just make a wish and you can have it." Son Goku told them.
Alexander nodded, "Yes, I can get you lots of food and help initiate peace with humans. There won\'t be any war then."
Caesar, who was a big peace advocate, was interested in Alexander now. Even more so he was interested in the 4 tailed monkey.
"What can a human do?" Caesar asked.
Alexander waved his hand and bananas appeared in the hands of every ape there.
"HU! HU! HU! HU!..." The apes started making noise in shock.
"Haha, easy, it\'s just one of my abilities. I told you I am not a human. I came from the sky," Alexander clarified.
"What do you want?" Caesar asked as he knew that nothing was free in this world.
"To help you all. That is what I do. I know the current situation of you all. Humans want to destroy you and you are trying to protect yourself and your freedom. I can understand your cause. So, I will act as the arbitrator between you and Humans. Let\'s see if we can reach a consensus and if we can\'t then I will take you to a different jungle and world where no humans exist." Alexander proposed.
Caesar intently looked at Alexander for a long time while his fellow Apes ate their banana. It was too tempting to not eat it.
"Wait, I\'ll discuss it with my people," Caesar said.
Alexander agreed, "Sure, take me with you to your camp. I will wait for your answer there."
Caesar nodded and led the way to his camp. When they reached the place, a loud protest was made by jumping and shouting apes. None of them wanted to see a human there. Some even threw some stones at Alexander.
But Caesar shouted back and made them know that it was his decree that the human stays.
After that, to reduce the animosity Alexander threw a big feast for them. All kinds of things made from bananas and meat trees were there.
When Dobby also joined him, he laughed seeing the scene, "Haha, that gorilla would have been so jealous,"
Alexander laughed and went to find Caesar. But on his way, he came upon a shrine with a statue. It was well made and showed a Gorilla figure.
"I was looking for you," Caesar came to him.
Alexander asked him in amusement, "Why do you have a statute of a Gorilla?"
Caesar went forward and touched the feet of the statue. "He was the wisest of us all. He was the reason why we were able to establish our territory here. But sadly, Humans hunted him and killed him. We now see him as a saint who guides us in the times of need,"
Alexander was amused. ~Haha, so the gorilla had his own adventures.~
"So, what was your decision?" Alexander asked. He secretly waved his hand and gave Caesar the ability to speak better as expressing himself was a problem for him in his limited vocabulary.
Caesar started telling him his decision, "We have decided to let you try. We do not have any hope that humans will change but there is no risk in trying for once. They have already started coming after us with their weapons, the war is inevitable. So, what will be your plan?"
Alexander started explaining. "Well, humans will most likely consider me a god when they will see me doing different unexplainable things. It will shock you how much I can order them around after that.
"We must take into account that humans have also lost their world balance due to the outbreak of the virus. ALZ-113 is good for Apes as it makes them intelligent but for humans, it is dangerous to their health and causes death."
"Then when do we meet humans?" Caesar asked.
"Soon, but first, let me go and settle everything. Until then, I will be leaving behind with you a friend of mine. He is like a saint who only desires peace. I\'m sure your people will love him. He\'s only interested in tea too." Alexander said.
...
Leaving Iroh with the Ape village, Alexander headed to the human world. He didn\'t know much about what the rest of the world had turned into. He didn\'t know what the year was in the human calendar.
From what Caesar told him, he was most likely in the timeline of the War for the Planet of Apes. So, there was supposed to be a small colonel here with a small unit of soldiers who came to hunt the Apes.
But, Alexander ignored them and went up north where most of the surviving civilization was living. The president was also holed up there.
...
Iroh was waiting with the rest of the Apes in their camp. Motivated by his habits, he started singing a song and playing guitar by taking inspiration from his surroundings.
Soon, he was surrounded by many apes who were fascinated by him.
"Join me, singing is one of the best creations of humans. A way of speaking which combines meaningful words and a beautiful sounding voice." He encouraged the Apes.
Although the apes didn\'t have a good enough voice, it didn\'t stop them from dancing in joy.
"Bwahaha... Dancing is the second-best art but it was not made by humans. Many animals have been doing it since the dawn of time though they did it to impress their mates. Maybe you all can too."
"Huhuhu..." Many Apes laughed at that.
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