I Have Yet to Become a Doll Today

Chapter 53 - 53: 53: The Princess’s Friend

[Frog Mud: Amazing mud that can rapidly heal wounds, can be used 9 times.] Bai Youwei poked it.

It was soft and quite elastic, a little like the rubber clay kids play with, only its color was dire, dark and indistinguishable.

But, seeing as its effects were so great, Bai Youwei carefully kept the mud in her bag, alongside the toy gun and the plush rabbit.

How amusing it was – every reward from the game seemed to have an element of childlike innocence.

She looked up ahead, Shen MO and The Teacher had stepped out of the car.

Monkey and Tan Xiao also got off the vehicle at the earliest opportunity. Each person held a clump of mud in their hands. The expression on everyone’s face was extremely complicated, as if they were dazed and shocked after escaping death. They didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

As usual, Shen MO checked the rest of the people in the convoy.

—Without exception, those who did not complete the game have all turned into dolls.

“Has the earth been occupied by some Dimensional Demon King?” Tan Xiao’s face was full of disbelief. “This game is too spiritual, this piece of mud that we’re given can heal wounds quickly, no wonder the wounds on the frog healed so quickly!”

He held the mud to his nose to sniff, but didn’t detect any particular scent.

He even opened his mouth to bite it, but it was as tough as a rubber band and he couldn’t bite off a piece.

“How does one use this?” Tan Xiao asked, somewhat bewildered.

The Teacher suggested, “Is it only effective when used on wounds?”

During the game, The Teacher had bumped his head. Although it didn’t bleed much, the impact caused his wound to swell quite a bit.

He held up the mud, and applied it to his head.

Suddenly, the color of the mud changed from black to a deep gray.

“Ah…” The Teacher took down the mud in shock, “The number of uses has decreased to 8.”

“Old chap! Your swelling has subsided!” Tan Xiao’s eyes widened in surprise, he couldn’t resist and felt the teacher’s wound, “It really has healed! There’s absolutely nothing wrong, even the wrinkles have reduced!”

The Teacher laughed, feeling his own head, “…Really? I do feel like it’s not painful anymore.”

“Holy shit, this is incredible, truly incredible!” Tan Xiao was extremely excited, “Invincible!”

A laugh emerged from the car.

Everyone turned to the sound to see Bai Youwei leaning on the car window, her face propped up by her hand, watching them.

Although she didn’t say a word, her eyes practically spelled out the word “stupid”- a small bump wasted a life-saving opportunity once, wow, you guys are really great-

Everyone, for a moment, felt a bit embarrassed.

Shen MO glanced at her, then asked Tan Xiao, “What about the badge? What’s it for?”

Everyone was taken aback.

Oh yeah, the person who found the golden ball, in addition to the mud, also received a “Princess’s Friend” Friendship Badge.

The mud can heal injuries, but what is the purpose of the badge?

Tan Xiao scratched his head, his expression puzzled, “I don’t know…”

After speaking, seeing that everyone was still looking at him, he suddenly felt a bit anxious, “What’s wrong? Don’t you guys believe me? Why would I lie to you! I really don’t know! This badge only tells me that I helped the princess find her lost golden ball, now I’m the princess’s friend! I’ve no idea what use it is to be friends with the princess! ”

He took out the gold badge, and swore with three fingers raised, “Don’t disbelieve me! The most unbearable thing for me is being wrongly accused! I swear if you like!”

The Teacher quickly said, “Believe, believe! We all believe you, we just find it strange.”

Only then did Tan Xiao lower his hand.

Holding the badge in his hand, for some reason, he glanced subconsciously at Bai Youwei, as if wanting to ask, yet also a bit afraid to ask.

Bai Youwei squinted her eves, smiled and said, “Keep it. You never know, it might be your turn to depend on the princess to save your life in the next game.”

After hearing this, Tan Xiao’s hairs stood on end, shuddering hard!

He almost dropped the badge from his hand!