Recently Dumped by Gold-Digger, Goddess Asked Me to Sign a Birth Consent Form

“What’s wrong, wife? Don’t you like it?” Ye Fan said, his eyes brimming with laughter.

“You…” Bai Susu was at a loss for words, teased into silence.

Would saying she didn’t like it make him unhappy?

But deep down, she quite enjoyed this.

It’s over, it’s over, Bai Susu, what have you become?

Are you still the same person you were before?

No, you’re not, Bai Susu.

Having dried Bai Susu’s hair, Ye Fan went to take a shower.

Bai Susu was playing with the child…

Ye Fan quickly finished his shower and then remembered there was a big bear in the car.

His memory was truly something else.

He took the keys and went downstairs.

He brought up the 1.8-meter-tall brown bear. He had actually forgotten about

it, but thankfully, it was still inside the car, and no one had taken it.

When Ye Fan entered, Bai Susu just came out, and her eyes instantly lit up at the sight of the big brown bear, as if filled with stars.

So big!

Such a big brown bear!

Why is this bear so cute!

She really liked it!

Was this a special gift from Ye Fan for her?

In the past, many people had given her gifts, but she had never accepted them.

Because those people meant nothing to her.

But Ye Fan was different now.

Now, Ye Fan was the one she had chosen.

Joy was brimming in her heart.

“I got it for you, do you like it?” Ye Fan’s handsome face was radiant with a brilliant smile.

At one glance, he could tell this girl liked it; her eyes were practically sparkling.

Indeed, girls all like these fluffy stuffed toys.

“I like it, I can hug it to sleep tonight,” Bai Susu approached Ye Fan, her eyes shimmering, her stunningly beautiful face beaming with a bright smile.

She touched it, and it felt so good!

She hadn’t expected Ye Fan to give her this.

But why hadn’t she seen it before?

Did this guy just go down to fetch this?

Was it all for the sake of surprising her?

But it really was a surprise!

“Then when will you hug me?” Ye Fan teased, a hint of mischief in his eyes.

Indeed!

Hugging this big bear to sleep and not him, how could that be?

Ah, how heartbreaking!

“You big meanie!” Bai Susu’s face turned red, and with a coquettish look in her eyes towards Ye Fan, she snatched the big bear from his hands and hugged it back to the room.

Leaving Ye Fan with a cool view of her retreating back.

Ye Fan touched his nose, feeling slightly awkward.

Hopefully, Susu wasn’t angry.

Next time, he would have to be more careful. But Bai Susu was too cute, too sweet; he just couldn’t help himself. What to do? Watching her embrace the large bear, which wasn’t as tall or as big as the bear itself, was like a contrast between beauty and the beast, yet it was quite lovely.

Ye Fan smiled even more brightly and immediately followed her.

When he reached the bedroom, he saw Bai Susu had already placed the big brown bear on the bed, away from the child. Luckily, the bed was big enough, and the child had its own bed to sleep in, or else there wouldn’t have been enough space.

“This is good, after all, the big bear might affect the kids, so it’s a bit safer to keep it at a distance. Don’t you think so, Ye Fan?” Bai Susu nodded in satisfaction at her arrangement, even giving her little hands a pat.

She looked so adorably serious!

“Right, whatever the wife says is right!” Ye Fan nodded in agreement.

Of course, as Ye Fan’s wife, whatever she says is right, no questions asked!

“So if I say poopy is fragrant, would you believe me?” Bai Susu rolled her eyes and said in annoyance.

Look at this guy, he’s even learned to flatter now.

Too much!

“Uh (OOO)-” Ye ^{Fan was} instantly dumbfounded.

So, talking to her was a mistake?

But honestly, he didn’t know about this thing.

“Uh, I haven’t tried it, I haven’t intentionally smelled it, I don’t know,” Ye Fan said, a bit fearful.

Yes, that’s right, fear!

He felt that, the more he talked, the scarier Bai Susu’s look became. Neither speaking nor staying silent works, so what should he do?

So difficult!

“You mean to say that I’ve intentionally smelled and tasted it, right?” Bai Susu stared at Ye Fan’s face as she slowly approached, her eyes gradually turning frosty.

This guy is really something.

To dare speak to her like that.

“No, I didn’t say that, you’re the one who thinks that way!” Ye Fan subconsciously took a step back, his handsome face flashing a hint of urgency and panic.

He was truly wronged; he hadn’t said a thing!

Wasn’t it Bai Susu herself who said it?

Why should it be pinned on him as if he was always so unlucky?

“That¹

s exactly what you mean!” Bai Susu squinted her eyes, a dangerous aura enveloping her body as she moved closer to Ye Fan.

She was quite angry now.

“I didn’t, you’re falsely accusing me. I didn’t say anything; it’s your own interpretation, Bai Susu. You can’t bully me, if you do, I will, I will…

“You will what?” Bai Susu raised an eyebrow, her lips lightly pursed.

Hehe, this guy is now threatening her.

Go on, say it, why did he stop talking!

Hmph ^A

“I’ll, I’ll, I’ll tell my mom!” Ye Fan said firmly, his handsome face crossing with a trace of embarrassment.

It seemed he really had figured out Bai Susu’s weakness, what should he do?

Alright, he was wrong!

“Pfft, Ye Fan, you really have some nerve!” Bai Susu suddenly burst out laughing.

What a talent!

To threaten her in such a manner.

He must be doing this to cheer her up on purpose.

“Uh” Ye Fan felt a bit helpless.

He just realized, even if he told his mom, given his mom’s attitude towards Bai Susu, she would definitely think Ye Fan was bullying Bai Susu.

So, if he really went ahead with it, he would be digging his own grave.

Oh well, Ye Fan could only deal with it this way.

“Alright, no more playing around. You can’t talk like that in the future, be careful or I’ll get mad. It’s not easy to soothe me when I’m angry; you would regret it then!” Bai Susu said, giggling.

“Yes, yes, wife, I’ll remember that!” Ye Fan nodded.

Anyway, no matter why they argued or whose fault it was, he had to admit his mistake; that’s just how guys are.

If you don’t admit you’re wrong, and the girl ends up crying, you’ll still be the one to comfort her. So, yes, admitting your fault is a wise choice. After all, a girl can usually be mollified with a little coaxing.

“So good!” Bai Susu touched Ye Fan’s face, which was quite elastic. Not bad, not bad!

“Just treat this big bear as me; you can hug it to sleep every night, it’s so comfortable!” Ye Fan said with another chuckle.

There’s no help for it, he can’t join her in bed, so he could only place his sentimental attachment on this big brown bear, but that’s alright.

Now is not the time, but in the future, there would always be opportunities. “Hmm—” Upon hearing this, Bai Susu’s face instantly flushed red. What nonsense is this guy spouting now?

What does he mean by treating the big bear as him?

And telling her hugging it is comfortable, hmph!

What a bad guy!